J'isms

Some amusing statements that come from our two year old daughter:
"Mommy, you don't treat people like that.  You don't take food from little girls." after having her plate removed from her for spitting.

" I'm a naked baby" - running around the house before bath in her frog towel

"Daddy, which do you like, donut or a cookie?" driving with Daddy and passing a Dunkin Donuts.

"Can we have a dance party with the roof open?"  A daily occurrence in the car-  AKA- play black eyed peas

" So Mom/ Dad, how was work? How was your day?" As we sit down at the table for breakfast or a snack.

" Can I have some chap stick?" Everyday, all the time.  She's addicted
"I go to Disney when I'm five"  The dream she holds onto. 

"That's not a monster hug Dad, I need a MONSTER hug"  and this requires growling in her ears.

"The bunny clock is awake!" the clock that is her morning alarm.

I walk into her room holding a wooden spoon from cooking. "Mommy, what are you cooking?" "I'm sauteing onions and green peppers" I answer.  She takes a sniff "and celery".  She was correct.  The girl has a super powered nose.

- " Look at my fancy dancy pants!" 

- I usually have her clothes set out in the morning before school to help move things along.  This particular morning, the outfit was cute, but did not include anything 'pink'.  This was much to Jocelyn's chagrin.  She repeatedly asked to wear something else and was only slightly placated when I pointed out that her shoes had some pink flowers on them.  Upon arriving back home from school (7 hours later) she promptly told me "mom, I need to change, these pants aren't comfortable (they were leggings... doesn't get more comfortable then that." 
I said OK, and she ran into her room, grabbed a pair of striped pants and came running back out "look mom, they're PINK!"   oh dear...